A Mascot Finally?

BetterThanChivas · 01-14-2006, 02:32 PM

We should have a Dumple as our mascot! The Salt Lake Dumples!

http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail73.html

Aerick · 01-16-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by prk166

Won't drive anyone away? Come on, Colorado's ho-hum attendance isn't simply because of the team on the pitch. Would you go to a game with a mascot like this?

As annoying as that guy is, If RSL was playing, it wouldn't. Sorry.

Section 37 · 01-17-2006, 11:47 AM

We don't need to apologize for the game.

We're so sorry you came. Have a mascot to distract you. We're sorry, enjoy the jumbotron show. We're sorry, enjoy the Jazz dancers. We're sorry, 5 of you will win a ticket to the LarryLand movie theater.

Just give us a good product at a reasonable price. We'll provide the atmosphere.

Jose Luis Luviano · 01-17-2006, 11:52 AM

The average age of the fans at an RSL home match is not that much higher than the average age of the fans at a Wiggles concert.

If a mascot helps even one fan obtain a Kitchen Pass, then it's worth it.

But, on the other hand, didn't the person that designed the Rapids' mascot hear the announcement not to drop the Brown Acid?

clarette · 01-17-2006, 11:59 AM

If they'd let us have a Cantina Section in the stadium in exchange for a mascot, I might be willing to negotiate.