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Old 09-15-2005, 04:33 PM  #31
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I am Eagles fan. Trotter did not punch. :signrocko

Ahem....CAN ya READ?!?!?! It doesn't say that Trotter punched, it SAYS. TROTTER PUSHED MATHIS PUNCHED. Sheeeesh, my 2 yr old can read better than you.


Old 09-15-2005, 04:36 PM  #32
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Or my living room... ha ha. Just kidding, he left this morning! :naughty:

I suppose you didn't hear about the Cleutus impersonator the cops arrested this afternoon, did ya? 😉
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:38 PM  #33
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punch=pushed

Sorry to get you so upset. It must have been the giant blue Comic Sans font that was playing vertigo with my word choice.

This Mathis business has gotten you really upset.
Old 09-15-2005, 04:41 PM  #34
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punch=pushed

Sorry to get you so upset. It must have been the giant blue Comic Sans font that was playing vertigo with my word choice.

This Mathis business has gotten you really upset.

Not really. I am actually laughing, I could care less either way, to be honest with you. This is my first year as a 'soccer fan' and I've yet to be impressed or have a favorite. #3of8, however, is a different story. She likes Pope, but only because he has the same name as her little brother. 😉
Old 09-16-2005, 09:47 AM  #35
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I finally figured it out: He's on a secret mission from Coach E to persuade one of his former teammates (the mysterious "Top Player X") to play for RSL. Or he's sitting in his Porsche, waiting for the phone to ring:

"I need a transporter."

"I'm listening."
Old 09-16-2005, 10:40 AM  #36
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Maybe he drove to Wyoming for a keg and got lost in a fireworks store...
Old 09-16-2005, 10:45 AM  #37
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I agree! Taken care of. I love people that can make me laugh. This baby chuckle of mine will be continuing all night!
Wait! Are you really my gal???
Old 09-16-2005, 10:47 AM  #38
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Maybe he drove to Wyoming for a keg and got lost in a fireworks store...


*replays Porter's scene from SLC Punk, except this time, Cleetus (as Steve-O), rips his shirt off to reveal the "Cleetus" tattoo, instead of, you know, mooning everyone with his "666" tattoo ala Steve-O.*

HA! I can TOTALLY see Cleetus doing that.

Wait, maybe that's it--he watched SLC Punk, decided to reclaim the Mohawk, and his fiance dumped him in a ditch somewhere.

The possibilities are endless, aren't they?
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:49 AM  #39
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There's also the possibility of alien abduction.

And yes, yes I am bored.
Old 09-16-2005, 10:58 AM  #40
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Wait! Are you really my gal???


You bet! Funny how that works, huh?
 
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