Anti-Mathis chants?

[RSL Punk]

Originally Posted by clarette

I just had this mental image of 'Tiba kicking the proverbial snot out of Cleeeetus... hahaha...

Or Medhi running circles around him...or better yet, nutmegging him. THAT would make me laugh.

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by Jose Luis Luviano

Well, of course you can guess what happened next. Clint scored a Goal Of The Century quality Golazo and celebrated in front of the fans that were taunting him.

Is that supposed to scare us?
LOL :signrocko

[rabble-rabble]

Originally Posted by Jose Luis Luviano

San Diego fans began taunting Clint with "Why aren't you playing for the US?" And Clint actually responded. Supposedly, he said, "Because I'm not good enough!"

Well, of course you can guess what happened next. Clint scored a Goal Of The Century quality Golazo and celebrated in front of the fans that were taunting him.

Reminds me of the time the Blitzz were playing the San Diego Gauchos and the fans were doing of lot of taunting directed towards Hercules Gomez. He scored a late goal and pointed right at the supporters group as he ran back to his position.

[RSL Punk]

Okay, I've had a couple chants kicking around in my head:

First: "Hey, Clint!" (Ba-dum-ba-dum) -- just keep repeating that until he looks up, then wave (with as many fingers as you like). I think anything that'll get in his head will help us.

Second: (to "London Bridge," sorta):

Isaac Romo's only got one ball,
got one ball,
got one ball....
Clint Mathis ain't got none at all,
'cos he's a fai-ry!

[Merrill]

Originally Posted by RSL Punk

Okay, I've had a couple chants kicking around in my head:

First: "Hey, Clint!" (Ba-dum-ba-dum) -- just keep repeating that until he looks up, then wave (with as many fingers as you like). I think anything that'll get in his head will help us.

I like this one. Maybe someone could make up a posterboard sign that says "Clint You Suck!" to go along with the fingers...you know, in case he's on the other side of the field and can't see if we're waving one finger or two or three or what...

What about general anti-crapids chants?

There's one I suggested last year that we never used:

What do you think of the Rapids?
CRAP!
What do you think of crap?
RAPIDS!

and another more complicated one that goes:

Colorado's wonderful, Colorado's great!
We love the Crapids, Cuz we beat them every game,
We beat them at six o'clock, and then again at nine,
If we played a million games
then we would beat them every time.

[beaveman]

Originally Posted by RSL Punk

Isaac Romo's only got one ball,
got one ball,
got one ball....
Clint Mathis ain't got none at all,
'cos he's a fai-ry!

Did I miss something?

[RSLfrontrowfan]

Originally Posted by RSL Punk

Okay, I've had a couple chants kicking around in my head:

First: "Hey, Clint!" (Ba-dum-ba-dum) -- just keep repeating that until he looks up, then wave (with as many fingers as you like). I think anything that'll get in his head will help us.

Second: (to "London Bridge," sorta):

Isaac Romo's only got one ball,
got one ball,
got one ball....
Clint Mathis ain't got none at all,
'cos he's a fai-ry!

Maybe we should all wear these:

PROTECT YOUR NUTS

[prk166]

Somehow I think a giant watch is needed....

[montgjules]

Okay, so I was wrong... I found it quite easy to razz Cletus. So sue me. :D

[knowwonnose]

Originally Posted by montgjules

Okay, so I was wrong... I found it quite easy to razz Cletus. So sue me. :D

I'd say that was one of his best games in RES. Wow! I didn't say a whole lot did I. Best move he made all day was running to the bench so Wasson could score a goal.