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Time for a competition

Old 03-27-2006, 06:14 PM  #1
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Time for a competition
So since the season is upon us - and didn't that come around quickly ... alright it went painfully slowly but either way it's here; so I was thinking we have a little competition to see who can come up with the most ridiculous sentence that is soccer related (and not slanderous, libelous, a lie or defamation) for me to slip into the broadcast at Chivas. Everyone vote and then it'll be up to me to try to get it into a legitimate place during the broadcast.

Anyone in?
Old 03-27-2006, 06:19 PM  #2
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this....is....one.....brilliant.....idea!!! Then we also have to post at what point that sentence is heard! I love it Scholes!

The back line is playing like 4 henry the octopi, stopping offensive aggression with the effeciency of a 32 tenticle laced limbed wall.
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:12 PM  #3
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I give up. Fuegote has already won! 🙁
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:56 PM  #4
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Their [Chivas] back line is likely to be spending more time cutting applesauce coupons out of the newspaper than playing soccer this summer.
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:57 PM  #5
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Originally Posted by Scholesy
So since the season is upon us - and didn't that come around quickly ... alright it went painfully slowly but either way it's here; so I was thinking we have a little competition to see who can come up with the most ridiculous sentence that is soccer related (and not slanderous, libelous, a lie or defamation) for me to slip into the broadcast at Chivas. Everyone vote and then it'll be up to me to try to get it into a legitimate place during the broadcast.

Anyone in?

I think Piotr Nowak already won this context. :afro:
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Old 03-28-2006, 06:24 AM  #6
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great one prk! Scholes, this is going to be a fun thread to read.
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Old 03-28-2006, 10:07 AM  #7
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I nominate a quote by none other than Jose Luis Luviano himself.
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I just hope that Jeff Cunningham and Mehdi Ballouchy aren't held by Los Angeles County Social Services authorities for Abuse Of The Elderly after what they are going to do to Claudio Suarez and Ramon Ramirez.
Brilliant!
Old 03-28-2006, 06:50 PM  #8
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"(insert RSL player name here) made a great move on that goal! He spun (insert cheeto name here) around like a rented goat!"

though Jose gets my vote too.
Old 03-28-2006, 07:00 PM  #9
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Love this idea. I wish I had something brilliant to contribute. I'll try to think up something mediocre later to help get everyone else's creative juices flowing!
Old 03-30-2006, 01:23 PM  #10
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Scholesy, if you like, I can get you Ray Hudson's email address at GOL TV.
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