Time to lighten up

[montgjules]

<telling a joke voice>
So there's this biologist, physicist and mathematician sitting across the street from a cafe. As they're sitting there, they see two people go into the cafe and then, a few minutes later, three people come out.

The biologist exclaims, "They've reproduced!!!"

The physicist replies, "No, no. There must have been an error in our original measurement."

The mathematician calmly shakes his head and says, "If exactly one more person goes into the cafe, it will then be empty."
</telling a joke voice>

Your turn!

[montgjules]

Here's another one to cheer up your day.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Newman]

rep for the Bush joke! That was too funny and yet, so sad, too true.

[JasonMa]

My turn!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

[JasonMa]

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

[montgjules]

Excellent jokes!!

Anybody else? 🙂

[montgjules]

Here's something to make you smile:

[Jose Luis Luviano]

Originally Posted by JasonMa

My turn!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

The graduate with the Cal State Fullerton degree asks, "Is it twist off or do I need an opener? And no, dammit, I did not want to go to a UC."

[Loyal1]

Two guys walk into a bar.

The first guy turns to the other, holding his head and says, "I didn't see it, did you?"

[utah_heretic]

Originally Posted by JasonMa

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

GWB...QED