Time to lighten up

[dysko]

Originally Posted by utah_heretic

GWB...QED

Huh?
:signleet: <- Dont know what this means either.

[GeNioS]

A man and a woman marry. On their honeymoon night, the wife says,"If you want sex it'll cost you $50." The husband is real confused and asks her what she means. You know, he's never had to pay before and why should he pay now? She insists that now they're married and she is going to get paid. He thinks about it..."I...guess...I love her....I don't want to lose her...." So he agrees.

Years go by....every time $50. He gets used to it and it's just a part of life.

On their 30th wedding anniversay, she lifts up the mattress and there is about $50,000 in $50 bills. He can't believe it!!! Where did all this money come from? She replied,"You probably thought I was just being crazy, but actually I knew you weren't very good at saving money. I figured if I just charged you and saved it, one day...like today....we would have enough for the best vacation we could ever imagine."

He replies,"Hell woman...if I'd known that I would have given you all my business!"

[soccerman]

Originally Posted by dysko

Huh?

quod erat demonstrandum (that which was to be demonstrated)
I assume everyone knows who GWB is.

[montgjules]

Great White Bank?

[Newman]

A baby seal walked into a club.

Thank you

[montgjules]

Originally Posted by Newman

A baby seal walked into a club.

Thank you

Groooooaaan! Rep!

[colinkun]

A psychiatrist's receptionist alerted the doctor: "There's a man out here who says he is invisible!"
"Tell him I can't see him right now," replied the doctor.

[Mango Jam]

HOW MANY LIST MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB


One to change the light bulb and to post that it had been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light blulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to check spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb". Another six to condemn those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experiece in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that the group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best bulbs, what brand of bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which make light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in thir entirety including all headers and signatures and add "Me Too". Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Five to actually call the lighting industry on the phone just so he/she could (be the correct high almighty). Thirteen to say "do a google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap all over again.

[Aerick]

Originally Posted by Mango Jam

HOW MANY LIST MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB


One to change the light bulb and to post that it had been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light blulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to check spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb". Another six to condemn those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experiece in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that the group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best bulbs, what brand of bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which make light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in thir entirety including all headers and signatures and add "Me Too". Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Five to actually call the lighting industry on the phone just so he/she could (be the correct high almighty). Thirteen to say "do a google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the crap all over again.

Awesome!!

[prk166]

Originally Posted by montgjules

Here's something to make you smile:

Or give me nightmares! :p