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What landon reaches for when scorring a goal

Old 06-24-2005, 02:16 AM  #1
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What landon reaches for when scorring a goal
OH MY GOSH, say it ain't so Richard Simmons.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:08 AM  #2
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You know, with a little embellishment, Landon isn't too far away from being a Richard Simmons lookalike... just make his hair a little poofier and trade the green soccer shorts for a pair of red and white butt shorts, and voila! Sweatin' with the Goldies!
Old 06-24-2005, 09:09 AM  #3
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Richard Simmons is the golden snitch? I may not be able to go see the new Harry Potter.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:12 AM  #4
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Richard Simmons is the golden snitch? I may not be able to go see the new Harry Potter.

No comprende Harry Potter speak. :wheelchai
Old 06-24-2005, 09:14 AM  #5
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No comprende Harry Potter speak. :wheelchai
That could have something to do with you not working in middle school or with children at home.

The books are actually quite good. I buy them for myself as much as my children.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:44 AM  #6
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That could have something to do with you not working in middle school or with children at home.

The books are actually quite good. I buy them for myself as much as my children.

Children and wizards both scare me.

However, I find Richard Simmons strangely fascinating... :signold:
Old 06-24-2005, 09:46 AM  #7
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Children and wizards both scare me.

However, I find Richard Simmons strangely fascinating... :signold:
That is scary.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:46 AM  #8
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I saw Richard Simmons at LAX when I was flying back from the WWC '99 final.

I wonder if he was going to visit Lannycakes...
Old 06-24-2005, 10:23 AM  #9
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I saw Richard Simmons at LAX when I was flying back from the WWC '99 final.

I wonder if he was going to visit Lannycakes...

THAT"S what scares me...
Old 06-24-2005, 02:40 PM  #10
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I saw Richard Simmons at LAX when I was flying back from the WWC '99 final.

I wonder if he was going to visit Lannycakes...

Was that when he slapped that guy for making fun of fat people? Or was that in Phoenix? I can't remember.
 
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