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Old 06-17-2005, 09:02 PM  #31
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Originally Posted by Mango Jam
Here in Tulsa we could fill potholes with it...

It's a dessert topping! No, it's a floor wax! *waxes nostalgic*
Now that was funny.

I wonder if that flavor is in Berti Bott's every flavor beans. 😕
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:05 PM  #32
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Our biggest problem will be the safe and reliable means to combine the two ingredients.
Earwax is quite maliable on its own but when you add the unstable characteristics of belly-button lint(un-stable due to the mystery surrounding its origins... you know... the whole why is there no hole enigma!)
it becomes quite explosive. kinda like C4... wait a minute.... is that how they make that stuff?
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:06 PM  #33
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Our biggest problem will be the safe and reliable means to combine the two ingredients.
Earwax is quite maliable on its own but when you add the unstable characteristics of belly-button lint(un-stable due to the mystery surrounding its origins... you know... the whole why is there no hole enigma!)
it becomes quite explosive. kinda like C4... wait a minute.... is that how they make that stuff?
We may have just cracked state secrets, careful.
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:06 PM  #34
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Now that was funny.

I wonder if that flavor is in Berti Bott's every flavor beans. 😕
I'm pretty sure they have an earwax flavored bean. Eww. I had a booger one once. It was slimy.
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:07 PM  #35
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I'm pretty sure they have an earwax flavored bean. Eww. I had a booger one once. It was slimy.
I got fed a vomit one by a student once. It tasted like , well, vomit
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:08 PM  #36
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I got fed a vomit one by a student once. It tasted like , well, vomit
Grass was pretty good. I had a sardine one too, that made me gag.
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:10 PM  #37
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I got fed a vomit one by a student once. It tasted like , well, vomit

Bertle botts everything flavoured beans or something...
hey don't hijack my thread we were cracking state secrets...
defining Pi.... Mmmmmmm Pi!!!

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Old 06-17-2005, 09:10 PM  #38
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Grass was pretty good. I had a sardine one too, that made me gag.
We should start a quest to see if they have toe jam or belly button lint flavors. I'm sure I could talk my middle schoolers into it next fall.
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:11 PM  #39
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Bertle botts everything flavoured beans or something...
hey don't hijack my thread we were cracking state secrets...
defining Pi.... Mmmmmmm Pi!!!

😉
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:11 PM  #40
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Originally Posted by Deuce
Our biggest problem will be the safe and reliable means to combine the two ingredients.
Earwax is quite maliable on its own but when you add the unstable characteristics of belly-button lint(un-stable due to the mystery surrounding its origins... you know... the whole why is there no hole enigma!)
it becomes quite explosive. kinda like C4... wait a minute.... is that how they make that stuff?

I have never harvested that much earwax to know if it is maleable but I'm pretty sure we will have to use all plastic utensils and static wrist bands to avoid a flare up.
 
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