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Old 06-17-2005, 08:47 PM  #21
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Jeez! as if!
Tomorrow night if I wear a cotton shirt!
I would suggest wool, but Iggy's can get a little warm. 🙄
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:48 PM  #22
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Both of you...*covers ears la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la*

Just don't bring up toe jam...

Wait a minute! Who needs duct tape when you've got toe jam?
Old 06-17-2005, 08:50 PM  #23
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Both of you...*covers ears la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la*

Just don't bring up toe jam...

Wait a minute! Who needs duct tape when you've got toe jam?


Does that mean you can't bring up toe jam either?
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:51 PM  #24
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Does that mean you can't bring up toe jam either?
Double standard, double standard.
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:52 PM  #25
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Does that mean you can't bring up toe jam either?


Well, I wasn't but then those Guinness guys popped up and.... Brilliant!! Use it instead of duct tape and if you hold your mouth just right you can mold your wig into any shape you desire.
Old 06-17-2005, 08:56 PM  #26
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Well, I wasn't but then those Guinness guys popped up and.... Brilliant!! Use it instead of duct tape and if you hold your mouth just right you can mold your wig into any shape you desire.
Maybe we can market the product. I don't know, Jelly wigs?
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:58 PM  #27
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Well, I wasn't but then those Guinness guys popped up and.... Brilliant!! Use it instead of duct tape and if you hold your mouth just right you can mold your wig into any shape you desire.
I have moved on from the wig idea... I don't want to wear cotton! :p

but I think that we could dispense with the duct tape and super glue if we could somehow devise a more efficient process for mining earwax.

then once that hurdle is overcome we could work on a safe and reliable way to combine the belly-button lint and earwax til we achieve the consistency of silly putty then we could successfully market it as a means to seperate seeds from pickles...

what do you think?
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:59 PM  #28
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Ok, after this thread I'm totally not sitting by either of you tomorrow night.
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:00 PM  #29
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Ok, after this thread I'm totally not sitting by either of you tomorrow night.
The trick will be getting my wife to sit with me. She is giving me a very strange look right now.
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:00 PM  #30
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I have moved on from the wig idea... I don't want to wear cotton! :p

but I think that we could dispense with the duct tape and super glue if we could somehow devise a more efficient process for mining earwax.

then once that hurdle is overcome we could work on a safe and reliable way to combine the belly-button lint and earwax til we achieve the consistency of silly putty then we could successfully market it as a means to seperate seeds from pickles...

what do you think?

Here in Tulsa we could fill potholes with it...

It's a dessert topping! No, it's a floor wax! *waxes nostalgic*
 
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