Soccer haiku

the Bardguy · 05-12-2005, 10:14 AM

Here's a bardguy original...

Jason scores a goal
Yes, we win another game!
Salt Lake soccer rules.

And another...
Tiger twists and weaves
Crosses into the middle
Another goal scored!

Here's a favorite...
foot swooshing air
missing the ball completely
Jimmy fakes a fall.

the Bardguy · 05-12-2005, 10:21 AM

sorry, the last one wasn't mine. It was by Giovanni Malito.

HibaIssa · 05-12-2005, 10:22 AM

Brings a tear to my eye.

fuegote · 05-12-2005, 10:24 AM

Landon likes L. A.
he's really close to his class.
He's learning to act.

the Bardguy · 05-12-2005, 10:26 AM

That was awesome!

Jim Umber · 05-12-2005, 10:38 AM

Well done. 😉 Try this one:

Jason scores a goal
One hundred goals for Jason
Salt Lake wins again.

(I can't help myself. I'm a big Kreis fan.)

fuegote · 05-12-2005, 11:10 AM

another

YELL! Yellow, yellow.
Mr. YELL! yellow yellow.
He is Clint Mathis

the Bardguy · 05-13-2005, 09:42 AM

Dude, I totally don't get that. BTW, did you find any face paint?

Deuce · 05-13-2005, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Bardguy

Dude, I totally don't get that. BTW, did you find any face paint?

I got face paint... Completely unused and brand new.
I got it at Walmart in the fabric section. Lemme know if you need some

Old Ska · 05-13-2005, 09:56 AM

Okay, I'll take a shot:

#1 For Dipsy

Born in Botswana
Forward for Real Salt Lake
Go Selolwane!

#2 RSinternationaL

A world team: US
Trinidad and Jamaica
Even Botswana

#3 Supporters Club

Chanting and cheering
Drumming, bouncing, tailgating
Forever Loyal