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Soccer haiku

Old 05-19-2005, 02:54 PM  #21
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I cannot let this thread die!


I would like to put all of the RSL haiku onto a webpage. Here is YOUR chance to be a published poet!
Old 05-19-2005, 03:11 PM  #22
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What? No shots on goal?
Cuadros diving al over.
Chivas lose again.
Old 05-19-2005, 03:34 PM  #23
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Old Ska's Haiku #5 aka "how I can distill 17 chapters of teen-angst fanfic into 17 syllables"

Landon Donovan
Your heart is frail. My problem?
Anorexia
Old 10-17-2005, 12:23 PM  #24
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^ Bump ^
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:25 PM  #25
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A Haiku is three lines and 17 syllables?
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Just build the goram stadium.
Old 10-17-2005, 12:31 PM  #26
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I think that it's:

5
7
5
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:35 PM  #27
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I guess RSL
did really suck this year man
i will still buy seats
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Old 10-17-2005, 12:37 PM  #28
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Ref, get off your knees
Ya You Ref, get off your knees
You're blowing the game
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Old 10-17-2005, 01:24 PM  #29
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Have you heard the news?
A stadium in Sandy.
There is much bitc*ing.
Old 10-17-2005, 01:35 PM  #30
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Real can't even
take down the lowly Crapids
But confetti can
 
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