How do we adjust our chants?

Merrill · 05-09-2007, 10:41 AM

There are several chants that involve Kreis or Ellinger that need to be adjusted.

Loyalists Chants

Ellinger’s Army
(tune: "Jesus Loves the Little Children")
We're all part of Ellinger's Army.
We're all out to win the league.
And we'll really mess them up,
When we win the freakin’ cup.
'Cause Real is the greatest soccer team.

Gotta change this one. I'd say we replace Ellinger's with Jason's

Jason Kreis Scores Again
(Tune: “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall“)
One hundred eight in the back of the net
One hundred eight in the net
Jason Kreis, you are the best yet
One hundred eight in the back of the net

Should we change this one to reflect Cunningham's quest for 100? Maybe....

Jeff Cunningham Scores Again
(Tune: “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall“)
93 goals in the back of the net
93 goals in the net
Cunningham, you are the best yet
93 goals in the back of the net

What about this one?

Jason Kreis Superstar
(Tune: “Jesus Christ Superstar“)
Jason Kreis, Superstar,
One hundred eight you have scored so far.

How about....

Jason Kreis Superstar
(Tune: “Jesus Christ Superstar“)
Jason Kreis, Superstar,
You're the best coach we have had so far.

Not really saying much. I think somebody needs to help me out with that one.

Or maybe...

Jason Kreis Superstar
(Tune: “Jesus Christ Superstar“)
Jason Kreis, Superstar,
With you as our coach we will go so far.

Help me out folks.

I guess we will have to just completely drop "R-S-Ellinger" we pretty much stopped doing that one back in June or so of last year anyway.

Jose Luis Luviano · 05-09-2007, 09:39 PM

I've got nothing.

The only thing I've been able to come up with is "You're going home to Degrassi Junior High" when Toronto comes to down.

Donk · 05-10-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jose Luis Luviano

I've got nothing.

The only thing I've been able to come up with is "You're going home to Degrassi Junior High" when Toronto comes to down.

Does nobody else watch south park?

Watch on YouTube

Donk · 05-10-2007, 05:42 PM

How about one for the cRapids in honor of Kyle Peckerman.

Watch on YouTube

I love these youtube videos. Maybe I should put a language warning: if you can't handle hearing certain words like ones you would hear RCB yell, don't press play for this video.

Jose Luis Luviano · 05-19-2007, 11:18 PM

Now that we wear white jerseys at home, we can chant "Fix our potholes" when the Dynamo visit.

Jim Umber · 05-20-2007, 07:16 AM

The easiest is:

We're all part of Jason's Army.
We're all out to win the league.
And we'll really mess them up,
When we win the freakin’ cup.
'Cause Real is the greatest soccer team.

With Jason Kreis at the helm, we might even be able to get everyone to sing this one.

Jeff Cunningham Scores Again
(Tune: “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall“)
93 goals in the back of the net
93 goals in the net
Cunningham, you are the best yet
93 goals in the back of the net

That works for me.

Jason Kreis Superstar
(Tune: “Jesus Christ Superstar“)
Jason Kreis, Superstar,
You're the best coach we have had so far.

I don't really like either version of this, but I can't think of anything better. I think we can just drop it and sing Jason's Army!

Jim Umber · 05-20-2007, 07:30 AM

But now we need a new chant for Freddy Adu!

You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out.
You put you left foot in, and you turn your man about.
Do the hokey-pokey and the ball is in the net.
That's what it's all about!

Okay, it needs some work, but I think it would be cool. And we would have a short version available based on the chorus:

"Do the Hoooooooookey Pokey!"

(Can you tell I used to be a Square Dance caller?):msn-oh:

praxis · 05-20-2007, 07:36 AM

I like the Cunningham chant to the tune of 99 bottles of beer. It's easy and to the point. It's perfect.

Donk · 05-20-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Umber

But now we need a new chant for Freddy Adu!

You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out.
You put you left foot in, and you turn your man about.
Do the hokey-pokey and the ball is in the net.
That's what it's all about!

Okay, it needs some work, but I think it would be cool. And we would have a short version available based on the chorus:

"Do the Hoooooooookey Pokey!"

(Can you tell I used to be a Square Dance caller?):msn-oh:

This is one RCB has been doing.

Freddy Adu's magic
He wears a magic hat
He plays for Real Salt Lake
He's such a lovely chap
He scores with his left foot
He scores with his right
and when we play _____
He scores all F'ing night!

Jim Umber · 05-20-2007, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donk

This is one RCB has been doing.

Freddy Adu's magic
He wears a magic hat
He plays for Real Salt Lake
He's such a lovely chap
He scores with his left foot
He scores with his right
and when we play _____
He scores all F'ing night!

I can't believe someone other than me actually remembers the song that is based on, "My Old Man's A Dustman". That's going back a few years.

But I only see one problem with your version, :msn-oh: and I don't think I need to tell you what it is...😉 But I expect we can work that out.