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Old 12-10-2006, 10:12 PM  #1
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horror movies

I don't know why, but i have been seeing a lot of horror movies before i go to work at 7AM. Who is the target audience for that? Who wants to see that while eating cereal and drinking juice? Anyway, after seeing bits of Wolf Mountain, I came up with a plan I hope that everyone can use in a horror movie situation. Sometimes it is just plain hard to kill the killer. They always come back to life. Plus some people have a hang up about killing, what with there being possible legal, ethical and religious repercussions. So the answer is simple: destroy the killers hands. It only takes moments to mutilate or destroy the digits of your would be killer. For all intents and purposes this removes the threat of further violence. What is he/she (remeber Jason's mother?) going to do if they can't hold a weapon?

You'll thank me for this later.
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:51 AM  #2
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Excellent Advice!!!
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:09 AM  #3
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:28 AM  #4
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Now if we can just get the idiots being chased by cars to stop running down the middle of a street we will save more lives in horror movies...
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