MLS Players and Paris Hilton

Czar Jake · 02-24-2005, 12:54 PM

In reading that MLSnet article, I got wondering who you all think would be the three MLS players or personnel whose phone numbers you would most expect to find in Paris Hilton's cell phone. Here are my three:

1. Clint Mathis - he got this one right, it would not surprise me at all
2. Freddy Adu - He's a party boy, remember last year?
3. Dwayne DeRosario - He has to learn his dance moves from somewhere!

Honorable Mention goes to DMB, no longer MLS but with his bling-bling and all, it wouldn't surprise me to find him in Paris' cell.

jasoncox · 02-24-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Czar Jake

1. Clint Mathis - he got this one right, it would not surprise me at all
2. Freddy Adu - He's a party boy, remember last year?
3. Dwayne DeRosario - He has to learn his dance moves from somewhere!

Clint for sure.

Freddy? Can you say statiatory rape?

DeRo? Nah, his wife is a professional dancer. Besides, I don't think he digs white girls.

I am adding:

Clint "Pretty Boy" Dempsey
The one, the only, Delvin Countess. Pimp extraordiare.

clarette · 02-24-2005, 01:05 PM

Taylor Twellman - she seems to dig blondies
The whole Generation Adidas list - if you saw the first season of The Simple Life, you'll know why
Chris Carrieri - no longer MLS but seems suitably trashy

Jose Luis Luviano · 02-24-2005, 01:07 PM

"Put that down, you don't know where it's been"

Aero · 02-24-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by clarette

Chris Carrieri - no longer MLS but seems suitably trashy

I thought he was playing for the CRapids.

jasoncox · 02-24-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

I thought he was playing for the CRapids.

I thought the CRapids were a PDL team? When did they move to MLS? :D

BroncsBomber · 02-24-2005, 01:50 PM

Crapids cut him at the beginning of last season and he played in the A-league I believe for the rest of the year.

Aero · 02-24-2005, 03:01 PM

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Friday, February 4 2005
Back In Black (and Blue)
by Patrick Quinn
Tossed aside by Tim Hankinson a year ago, Fernando Clavijo has reclaimed striker Chris Carrieri for the Rapids.

This is from www.crapidsfan.com (okay, it's really www.rapidsfan.com :D) about a quarter of the way down the page. The only reason I knew this was because I was reading their BS forum and they were talking about how they didn't need Cilas because they had Carrieri. So I did some research and came up with this. It looks like he is on the team again.

Sorry for sidetracking the whole thread.

Aero · 02-24-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jasoncox

I thought the CRapids were a PDL team? When did they move to MLS? :D

You know, you may be right. My bad. 😉

BroncsBomber · 02-24-2005, 03:27 PM

I guess they wanted to bring him back to make sure he was a complete bust. What a waste of the first overall draft pick. San Jose new what they were doing when they dealt him.