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RSL goals are being met

Old 07-27-2006, 12:35 AM  #1
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RSL goals are being met
The way I see it RSL has accomplished quite a bit in the last year and a half.

Little Davey C's RSL checklist

1. Hire crappiest coach in league history to lead team to pitiful performance after pitiful performance while attaining every dubious record available. (Check)
2. Hire crappiest PR firm and legal staff in world history to comically botch stadium deal. (Check)
3. Throw temper tantrum like 5 year-old when stadium deal goes south. (Check)
4. Hire Sr. Marketing Director to tell fans to shut the f**k up. (Check)
5. Hire idiot apologist radio personalities (maybe even some kinfolk!) to spew inane garbage over the airwaves in an attempt to blow sunshine up the skirts of any who start to question the wisdom of this farce. (Check)
6. Move team back east and give fans the bird as I drive away. (Soon)
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Old 07-27-2006, 12:50 AM  #2
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I didn't hear about Trey's outburst. When did that happen?
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Old 07-27-2006, 12:59 AM  #3
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I heard from 3-4 RCB's that it was just after the final whistle. One guy told me that the RCB was chanting "hire Ellinger" and Trey dropped the F bomb on them.

Players, coaches, staff, fans... everyone's wound pretty tight now days.
Old 07-27-2006, 01:13 AM  #4
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I think it was "Fire Ellinger"
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:18 AM  #5
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Originally Posted by Loyal1
I heard from 3-4 RCB's that it was just after the final whistle. One guy told me that the RCB was chanting "hire Ellinger" and Trey dropped the F bomb on them.

Players, coaches, staff, fans... everyone's wound pretty tight now days.
Dropping seven points in the last four home games will do that to you.

Happy thought, DC's only loss so far is at elevation. Is that a ray of light, or just an oncoming train of disallusionment.
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Old 07-27-2006, 01:33 AM  #6
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I think it was "Fire Ellinger"

Yea, probably funnier that way. malapropism
 
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