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World Cup Matches of the Day; [R] 6/14/06 |
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World Cup Matches of the Day; [R] 6/14/06 My predictions:
Spain 1 : 0 Ukraine (Preview) Tunisia 2 : 0 Saudi Arabia (Preview) Germany 1 : 0 Poland (Preview) __________________
"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||
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Unless the Fiver turns up at England's team hotel to deliver a lecture on Gnosis, Hermetic Vision and the Return of Spirituality to Rio Ferdinand and Tabloid Wayne, no event is likely to arouse less interest at World Cup 2006 than today's Arab derby between Tunisia and Saudi Arabia. Which is a shame because it's being played in Munich's Allianz-Arena, which - Fiver dons extra thick specs and zips up anorak - boasts a smooth facade formed from translucent, lozenge-shaped cushions which glow in a variety of colours, and features Europe's largest underground car-park. Fascinating, eh? Oh. But with all the proper journalists too busy slagging off Brazil and France to provide previews we could steal from, the Fiver was forced to invent yet another relative - stereotypical scimitar-waving, camel-dealing cousin Abu Karim Muhammad al-Jamil ibn Nidal ibn Abdulaziz al-Fiver - and ask him for the skinny on his national team. And it came as something of a shock for us to learn they're the Chelsea of the Middle East. "The perception of Saudi's undeserved affluence and delusions of greatness makes its national team detested," he snarled, reading from a book that looked suspiciously like The Thinking Fan's Guide To The World Cup. "They are regarded as a joyless, arrogant and wealthy juggernaut. Everyone seems to want them to get a hiding." Which could well happen today, as their former coach Carlos Alberto Parreira firmly believes that, like the Fiver, Saudi footballers get paid far too much money and lack hunger, drive and ambition. Meanwhile Tunisia's players are lucky to be in Germany at all. According to those in the know (well, those that wrote the Tunisian bit of TTFGTTWC), the crucial 2-2 draw with Morocco that secured qualification for the Carthage Eagles was "riddled with supernatural irregularities" that saw one Tunisian wizard mingling among match photographers and enticing the ball into the goal. So if you see an old man with wide sleeves and a pointy hat busily polishing his wand in front of 59,416 people tonight, there's a refreshingly rare chance that, for once, it won't necessarily be Weird Uncle Fiver courting arrest for public indecency. __________________
"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||
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Anybody see the TUN/SAU game? Holy crap, what a final 30 minutes! That was supposed to be the irrelevant game of pool play.....I started on the treadmill in the 60th minute and forgot to get off until the game was over. Saudi Arabia takes a 2-1 lead in the 84th, then Tunisia equalizes off a brilliant play in the 93rd. But it's not over until Saudi Arabia hits the post off a free kick from the right flank.....one of the best-taken free kicks I've seen in a long time. Final score 2-2.......and I'm spent.
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I am listening to Germany - Poland on 1640.
Cantor just said something about Beasley is out of lineup for the Italy game? I don't know if it's some kind of training injury or maybe it's just what we all already know about Beasley's Disappearing Act against the Czechs. | |||||
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Ok, back to Germany/Poland. __________________
Major league soccer, minor league refs... “No cake for you…you’re useless.” | |||||
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Spain 4 : 0 Ukraine Tunisia 2 : 2 Saudi Arabia Germany 1 : 0 Poland __________________
"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||
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I guess by law of averages you were bound to get one spot on... The Germans tried to make you wrong, that dang stoppage time will get you every time. __________________
Hurt in a Car Wreck call Robert J. DeBry | |||||
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"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||