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Homer Simpson Wisdom
Off-Topic 02-14-2005, 09:27 PM |
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Homer Simpson Wisdom Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen! Trying is the first step towards failure. What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me? I felt a surge of power, like God must feel, when he's holding a gun. Marge : Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer : Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend! __________________
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky | |||||
| 02-15-2005, 01:39 PM |
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Homer: This will be the worst Thanksgiving ever!
Marge: But we're in March! Homer: More bad news!!! __________________
SPQR How am I not myself? How am I not myself? Are You Loyal & From Home to Rome <- My new business! | |||||
| 02-16-2005, 06:09 AM |
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Homer: Operator, give me the number for 911.
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| 02-16-2005, 11:09 PM |
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follow instructions... oh no know he's doomed.
mmmm... donuts. doh! Internet... is that thing still around. They have the Internet on computers, now? Rock stars... is there anything they don't know? All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing! Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju! Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems. It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day. No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way. Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose. That is my testament to the fact I spend to much time watching The Simpsons. Last edited by dysko : 02-17-2005 at 10:39 PM. Reason: one more really good quote I just thought of... perhaps it should be our new RSL mantra | |||||
| 02-17-2005, 07:44 AM |
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What does it say for me that I recognized most of your quotes, dysko? The Simpsons just gets better every year.... :p
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