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[soccerman]

Originally Posted by JasonMa's Mother

Jason, Honey, we miss you. Your father and I have decided we can accept you and your nice cowboy friend if you'll just move back home from Wyoming. Your brother Clem is pretty sure they could use another rocket science at the Dairy Queen so you wouldn't need to look for a job. Please Come home soon.
P.S. You can get rid of that rash if you'll just wipe after you flush.

Have a heart Jason. Your family misses you.

[I_Believe_In_Kreis]

Originally Posted by JasonMa

That's funny, on my TV I see FSL still having 0 wins...

I see you're firmly perched on the cRapids' one whole win. Tell me, how's the view up there?

By the way, Clarence Goodson called - he's ready for that hummer you promised him....and I'm not talking about a car.

[Praetorian]

Originally Posted by soccerman

Have a heart Jason. Your family misses you.

I can't stop laughing at that one.



P.S. Of course I never could stop laughing at anything that had to do with Ja Mama.

[JasonMa]

Originally Posted by I_Believe_In_Kreis

I see you're firmly perched on the cRapids' one whole win. Tell me, how's the view up there?

Considering we're 20% of the way to FSL's total so far in it's history, pretty good. 😉

[Aero]

Originally Posted by JasonMa

Considering we're 20% of the way to FSL's total so far in it's history, pretty good. 😉

And Real Salt Lake has 100% of the number of trophies the Crapids have in their entire 10 year history. I'd say that's pretty good too.

[clarette]

Originally Posted by I_Believe_In_Kreis

By the way, Clarence Goodson called - he's ready for that hummer you promised him....and I'm not talking about a car.

🕺 🕺 🕺

[Old Ska]

Originally Posted by JasonMa

I'll be the one giving the RMC to Clavijo and company on the field of RES

You are going to give your Rectal Motion Capacity in public to a number of the crapids players? That is nasty.

:banpoop: :banplay:

[JasonMa]

Originally Posted by Aero

And Real Salt Lake has 100% of the number of trophies the Crapids have in their entire 10 year history. I'd say that's pretty good too.

FSL trophies - 0
Rapids trophies - 1 (Rocky Mountain Cup 😉 )

Interesting math when 0 is 100% of 1. Almost as interesting as my spelling...

[Aero]

Originally Posted by JasonMa

FSL trophies - 0
Rapids trophies - 1 (Rocky Mountain Cup 😉 )

Interesting math when 0 is 100% of 1. Almost as interesting as my spelling...

Only Crapid fans consider that a real trophy. It just goes to prove how pathetic the Crapids really are. I guess you have to cling to what you've got. Which in your case is not a lot. The Crapids biggest triumph in 10 years is beating an expansion team for a trophy that was manufactured by the fans. No wonder the Crapids fans wanted the RMC so badly. They knew it was the only way they were ever going to have hardware of any kind. I'm sure you guys will concoct some kind of trophy for the next expansion team too so you can double your "trophy" collection.

[Deuce]

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There's another attendance record that could be set, but this isn't a good one. If the Colorado Rapids average less than last year's total of 13,638, then they will become the first team to have attendance decline for four straight seasons