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Old 06-28-2005, 03:53 PM  #71
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"you're just jealous because i'm chatting with babes online, all day. Besides, you know i'm training to be a cage fighter."

"yeah right, you've got the slowest reflexes in the world."

"come say that to my face."
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Old 06-28-2005, 03:57 PM  #72
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Originally Posted by fuegote
"you're just jealous because i'm chatting with babes online, all day. Besides, you know i'm training to be a cage fighter."

"yeah right, you've got the slowest reflexes in the world."

"come say that to my face."

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Old 06-28-2005, 04:07 PM  #73
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a second one from him, as a hint for you Bardguy: (this makes it a giveaway)

"All I need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz and Im fine."
Old 06-28-2005, 04:15 PM  #74
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"Let's say I walk into some guys office, let's say he's even remotly interested in what I have to say, I get all excited, i'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with his pretty little pet. 'Oh my pet, I love you.' So I pet it and stroke it, and I masage it and I love it, my pet, my naughty little pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty little pet and I asl;dfjasdoi l;asdjfi OH MY GOSH, YOU KILLED IT! and that's when people like us move ahead, am I right Helen?

"gosh your sick"
Awesome!! Pure brilliance!! RIP Chris...
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:17 PM  #75
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"What? There's no birthday party for me in here."
Did Sean Penn say that - in, ummmm, that one movie?
Old 06-28-2005, 04:18 PM  #76
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Probably the greatest movie line for me. I never laughed so hard.....

until i watched this one from a TV show...

"you're a c#(k! you're a c#(k! you're a c#(k! you're a c#(k! "
and
"go get the guitar"

the rest are pretty vulgar, but man, funny funny tv show.
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Old 06-28-2005, 04:23 PM  #77
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a second one from him, as a hint for you Bardguy: (this makes it a giveaway)

"All I need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz and Im fine."
Fast times?
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:24 PM  #78
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:27 PM  #79
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Yep, Fast Times. That and The Jerk are maybe the 2 funniest movies ever. OR maybe this line from my third favourite comedy..maybe this dude was discussed in the girls only forum.

"The great thing about High School chick is, I keep gettin older, they stay the same age...yes they do."
Old 06-28-2005, 04:29 PM  #80
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Yep, Fast Times. That and The Jerk are maybe the 2 funniest movies ever. OR maybe this line from my third favourite comedy..maybe this dude was discussed in the girls only forum.

"The great thing about High School chick is, I keep gettin older, they stay the same age...yes they do."
I've seen this one.....crap.
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
 
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