Suggestions for Kam's Kauses

[the Bardguy]

Originally Posted by Deuce

2. Subbed in for 5 minutes is an MLS thing and has less of a chance then the other but he will discuss them. He said not to get your hopes up on those two.

Ha ha ha. LOL! There's probably a better chance of me ever weighing less than 180 than there is of me ever being subbed in for 5 minutes. Woudn't that be cool, though? The stadium roars its approval..."Rudy Rudy"... I mean "bardguy bardguy"...ahhhhh. ⚽

[Jim Umber]

Originally Posted by the Bardguy

...to be subbed in for 5 minutes...

I can see it now...

I win the raffle. My name is announced and I proudly prance out on the field (for about two steps, then trip over my own feet). Then I run back to the sidelines (I forgot to remove my little drum). Then I run to the nearest corner and stay there (I'm staying out of the way. When I was a kid and asked my father if I could help, he always answered, "Yes. Stay out of the way.") 🙄

At the end of the 5 minutes, I step quickly off the field (pitch of you Eurosnobs), pick up my little drum, and take my rightful place on the drumline, vowing never to sign up for any raffle ever again.

Good idea? Well........................