Easy songs

[Stucki]

Originally Posted by the Bardguy

No offense to anyone who may have come up with this particular chant, but I just can't sing "if you want another goal clap your hands" anymore.

How about " if you all hate the Crapids ...

[bordelais7]

or..."If you wanna clap your hands, ..."

[StarsOnSunday]

When the ref calls something particularly awful we could get the whole stadium to chant "THE REF BEATS HIS WIFE! THE REF BEATS HIS WIFE!" over and over.

[rabble-rabble]

Or how about modifying this lyric from Pink Floyd:

But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

:D

[Deuce]

What about the ever popular song from that "Friends" show?

I think it went...

Smelly Goat... Smelly Goat!
or something like that 😉 :D

[Old Ska]

Just about everywhere in Britain in the 70s and 80s they used to chant from the terraces:

"You're going home in a London Ambulance
You're gonna get your bleeping heads kicked in!"

We could start working on something more clever along that line.

And I suppose chanting "Mountain Meadows" when we are really slaughtering another team is out of the question, huh?

And there is always the old standard "No one likes us we don't care!" x 10,000. To get the full effect you really have to sing it 50 thousand times or so.

Also, just about anything works to "Let's all do the conga! Woooooooaaahhhh." (I was once with about 2000 Wales supporters in the center of Brussels when they started to sing "We love you Julia Roberts! We Love you Julia Roberts! Woooooooaaaaah! Wooooooaaaaah!". Seriously, you can make anything fit.)

[Old Ska]

Originally Posted by Deuce

What about the ever popular song from that "Friends" show?

I think it went...

Smelly Goat... Smelly Goat!
or something like that 😉 :D

I like it it!

Smelly goats, smelly goats!
How are they training you?
Smelly goats, smelly goats!
Its not your fault!

[HibaIssa]

Originally Posted by Old Ska

Smelly goats, smelly goats!
How are they training you?
Smelly goats, smelly goats!
Its not your fault!

I like it!

And because I like it that means we're singing it 😉

[Old Ska]

Saturday, I wish I could be there.

My idea for a good chant:

When you see Greg Andrulis....

Dead Man Walking! (5 beats)
Dead Man Walking! (5 beats)
Dead Man Walking! (5 beats)
Dead Man Walking! (5 beats)
Dead Man Walking! (5 beats)
x 1000

[fuegote]

Can we say it with a Southern accent like Percy?